The intro

Did you know there is a 2X2 green Lego brick that is alive! He is called Cheese, Cheese Rustberry. He leads a pretty normal life for a Lego brick. He lives in my bedroom and has a mother and father called Dandruff (his father) who is a blue 2X4 brick and Pickle (his mother) who is a yellow 4X8 plate! He goes to school at the flumblodium school for young Lego bricks. He has a wonderful time at school (well, that’s what Pickle said! I don’t actually believe her!) and he has two best friends: Doobler and Oggleswag. (I did not invent their silly names, their parents did, so don’t blame me!) Anyway, he had a sworn enemy at school; Rumtumbler, #chuckle# he is three black 4X4 plates stacked on top of each other! (That is very big in Cheese’s world) He bullies literally everyone! Now, back to his friends; Doobler and Oggleswag. Doobler is a purple 2X2 brick and Oggleswag is a brown 4X4 plate. Rumtumbler calls him Ogglepoop because of his colour. Read on for an adventure of a lifetime!

One night I went upstairs to throw Cheese to school (you see, Cheese goes to school at night and he can’t get there so I throw him to school!) when I saw Cheese getting beaten up by Rumtumbler! I felt the urge to take Rumtumbler apart and throw him out the window, but I would get arrested by the Lego police so I took Rumtumbler off Cheese and sent him into the magical world of…

The dustbin.

Cheese and his parents thanked me and then I threw Cheese to school, waved goodbye and thought what a day I had had. Not a very exciting one. But the next day some thing totally, utterly brilliant happened…